Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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It's all Taggart

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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