Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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feminine literature

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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womens rights.

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Are you Drew?

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Poop

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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