- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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