What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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a seal walks into a club.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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