Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Your mama's so fat.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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