Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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