- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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