How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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