- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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