Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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