Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Lil Wayne

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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