Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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