Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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well now

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Anti Joke

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