Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Your mom goes to college

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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