Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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