What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Anti Joke

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