How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Your mama's so fat.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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