Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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