- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Woman's Rights

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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