How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Religion

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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