Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Justin Beiber

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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