How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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I am a mime

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Anti Joke

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