What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Anti Joke

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