XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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