baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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