Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Penis-Pump

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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