Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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