Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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Jokes are funny.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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