How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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