there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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your mother is so lesbian

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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