An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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