Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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