Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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