- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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