why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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No.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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