A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Hello penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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