- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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