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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's 6 + 9? 15.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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