- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

mark is religion

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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