Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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What's green and blue? yellow

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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http://www.com/

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Women's rights.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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