What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A blind man watches TV

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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