Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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This is not an anti joke.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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