Pain Olympics.

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these are shit

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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