- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Dead girls can't say no.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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