Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Anti Joke

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