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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Why? Whats wrong?

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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