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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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