Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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