Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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