a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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woman's rights

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Your Mom

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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