What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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