Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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