A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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