A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Asians.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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