What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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feminine literature

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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