- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Women's rights.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

No because your face is really f***** up.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What's the deal with brown?

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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