A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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The 80's

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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breasts

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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its all aodhan

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