Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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womens rights

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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