Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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are u black unlucky

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

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