y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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women's rights

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Justin Bieber

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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hey

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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