A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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woman's rights

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Poop

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I woke up today

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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