What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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