Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Anti Joke

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