Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Brittney Spears

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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19th amendment

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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