How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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