Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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this website is a bad joke

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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