- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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