Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Women.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Religion.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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