Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Nathan Gooderson.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Libraries.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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