Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Politics

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats Obama's last name?

thumb_up thumb_down +120

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops