what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Women's rights

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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suck my dick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Tennesse

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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