BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Women can vote? WTF

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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the sky is green no it is not

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Kys

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Woman's rights.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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"33"

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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