Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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nothing

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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