There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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