Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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ur gey

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Snausages.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

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