Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

why?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

mark is mark

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Murder me once, shame on you.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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