- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

My cat just died.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

silver bullet?

osama bin laden is dead

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What would Muhammed do?

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