What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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