- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Dwarf Shortage

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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