So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Praise Paisley

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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