- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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