Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Jews

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boys

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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baby loves lalma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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