- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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