what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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