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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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the real mccoy

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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