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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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