It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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MICHAEL

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No soup for you!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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My mom

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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weiner? balls

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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