roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Women"s Rights

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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