- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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