What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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NASCAR

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Lady, calm down, you are missing out on the details here. We knew he was selling information as "The Wiz", from there on it was no problem tracking him down, but having us track him down at the core of Point Zero, would have dragged you all down with him, he was into sharing not only precious Intel, but also some sick shit, nobody is going to mourn him, and neither should you. We sent him a tip so he would get to some location where he would still be able to bypass the lockdown (easy to assume a little geek knows how to manage this), but a small anonymous tip would never have been enough to make him run for it, the next part was to make sure the info on his anonymous message, begin to come true. Sorry about the rest, I needed to know what position he had among "the Order", and he was shot down by a sniper, he knew too much, his involvement, and abilities as both a liar and a traitor, could easily have made it so he would have lied the blame on you, so he could have gone free. And believe me, this happens a lot, and is probably what happened to the old underground as well, think about it, you begin selling some dirty info videos, pictures of things nobody should see in the name of some "organization" (I have no idea what you call your thing, and it is best you never tell me). Then what is left? You claim the entire organization you work for, are the ones responsible for your dirty work, you tell your captors, and you go home rewarded with freedom taking the whole organization down with you, when in this case, the one that would have gone free, would have been the only one to blame. I know what the rest of you are doing, I mean I was part of its foundation years ago, and there is nothing illegal about it, yet people such as the feds would as they did, have brought the whole place down again, and as they had nothing to accuse us for back then other than "we do not like this", they never shared this to the mainstream media. Cant have that happening again, no matter the cost, and if you ask me, some small geek pedophile selling bullshit, should not blame you all, but die, that is justice. It was not "nice knowing me", we will meet again, I mean it, even if I have to get your cell number on "gray terms", you might not like it, but I will call you, on friendly terms of course. The setup is finished, got to go, cant sit here typing on my laptop anymore, gotta get back to the office.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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