- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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