What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Anti Joke

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