What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Double-whammy

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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