what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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What break when you talk?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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William wright is Gay

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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