- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Knock knock

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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