- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do we call Osama? Osama

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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