A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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