Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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The WNBA

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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