Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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