What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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How do you end a sentence

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Strawberries!

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

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