Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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