What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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