did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Your mom went to college

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Anti Jokes = Drained

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

Penis

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Knock Knock Go Away

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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