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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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- Helen Keller

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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