- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

My mom touched my wiener : \

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

This is my favorite antijoke.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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