Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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