What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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The EPA.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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