What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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