A fish swims up your penis...

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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brainfart

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my gramma died

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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I enjoy anal.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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