I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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