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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

1+1=2

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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