What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Guess what What

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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