The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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