Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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