What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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poop nuff said

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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