Knock knock Who's there My dick

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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world society

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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