why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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who smells? •Liam

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Yo mamas so fat.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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I killed someone today. :D

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Anti Joke

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