A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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no

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Feminism

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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