Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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An antijoke

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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