- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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