A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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melon

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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