Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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