You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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The game!

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Lebron Traveled

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

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