What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Video Games

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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