when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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