Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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