- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

I dont have a girlfriend

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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