- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

A women in the kitchen.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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