Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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I pooped.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Religion

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

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