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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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good one jess !!

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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