what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Who is John Galt?

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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