- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

im gay

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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