- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

women have rights

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??