Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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I'm hungry.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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i have aids and a chode

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Anti Joke

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