Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Penis

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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