a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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That is so fetch

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Anti Joke

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