ecks! why zee?

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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