AIDS.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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