Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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